
The AS IFs
THE AS IFS is SFV Roller Derby’s B-level charter team. A true force to be reckoned with, the AS IFs compete in sanctioned and non-sanctioned games throughout the country. Whether it’s delivering solid hits or showcasing quick footwork, this crew reminds the rest of the world not to mess with the Valley. Think you can beat them? As if!!
Check our upcoming bout schedule to see when the AS IFS play next!
Meet
The AS IFs
#1717
#470
#0813
#2
Xena Warrior Skatetress
she/her
Gnarly Quinn
she/her
#471
#911
she/her
GuNnEr GinZu
Terrordactyl
she/they
Kaiju
she/her
Terrible Tues
#24
#421
she/her
they/them
Black Swan Amazon
Wreckless
The AS IFs 2025
Captain: GuNnEr GinZu #1717
Co-Captain: Terrordactyl #470
Kaiju #0813
Daddy Long Legs #131
Ina Pickle #181
HG #1976
Terrible Tues #2
Polly Pocketknife #22
Xena Warrior Skatetress #24
Machete #25
Gnarly Quinn #421
Marmalade Mayhem #45
Wreckless #471
Bruise Violet #504
Sage Fright #810
Nightmaren #828
Black Swan Amazon #911